Kittens Inspired By Kittens.

Judging by the title of this Youtube clip, I am assuming there once was an original video entitled “Kittens.” But in my mind, this is the only video that could ever matter. This little girl is either A) Reading jokes her father wrote  B) Really creative and bizarre or C) Autistic. I really don’t care either way, because pictures of kittens doing cute things makes me flutter around my room like a fairy. Or so says my dad.

It is propaganda like this that influenced me to “rescue” a kitten this past summer. What they don’t tell you is that these cute little creatures grow up to be arrogant, self-centered assholes who only eat, piss, shit, and hiss. Hence I am stuck living with a mirror-image of myself.